About Me

Now where shall I start? I am a housewife, mother of two an ardent believer in anything The Daily Mail prints and my motto is; 'There's nothing better than a crisply starched pair of net curtains.' If you would like to contact me I would be delighted if you filled in the thingy that Cedric has added to the bottom of the page.
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I do hope you enjoy reading my diary
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Tuesday 30th November

And now for your listening pleasure another edition of our long-running serial Mrs Winton's Diary. Mrs Winton gets misled by Stella in today's episode 'Quite Alarming'

Dear Diary
Went into town with Stella. 'I must pop into Dixon's' she said stubbing her cigarette out in an ornamental plant pop. As soon as we were in there she started picking things up. I said 'Be careful you'll set the alarms off.' 'That's what I'm in here for' she said tugging at a DVD machine. Suddenly there was a terrible howling squeal as she triggered the alarm - sending salesmen scurrying in all directions. Laughing she left the shop, oh dear goodnight dear diary.
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