About Me

Now where shall I start? I am a housewife, mother of two an ardent believer in anything The Daily Mail prints and my motto is; 'There's nothing better than a crisply starched pair of net curtains.' If you would like to contact me I would be delighted if you filled in the thingy that Cedric has added to the bottom of the page.
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I do hope you enjoy reading my diary
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Thursday 18th November

And now for your listening pleasure another edition of our long-running serial Mrs Winton's Diary. Mrs Winton is horrified to discover that Stella is pierced in today's episode 'The Stud'

Dear Diary
Maureen had made Stella pop round and admire her plastering 'It's not my thing love' she said 'But it keeps the old girl happy' I was busy trying to stop her stubbing her cigarette out on the kitchen table. As she lent over I could see she had something stuck through her belly button. 'Oh that's my stud darling - Maureen's awfully fond of it' I said that I didn't think a woman of forty should do such a thing, she just lit another cigarette and gave me one her looks. Oh dear, goodnight dear diary.
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